Betty Bowers - America's Best Christian

4/11/2010
"#1 News & Politics
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6/28/2009
"Most Humorous
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"So close to Jesus that I can make out with Him and
He knows it won't go any further."
Mrs. Betty Bowers


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		HARK! My fellow computer-owning Christians — and even all you unsaved techno-trash out there who will read any blog in order to avoid doing your little job. My name is Mrs. Betty Bowers and — as you already know — I’m America’s Best Christian. While some might regard such a seemingly lofty title somewhat onerous to live up to, both piety and superiority are completely effortless to me, which is, no doubt, why I was conferred such an honor in the first place. As an American Christian, I have devoted my life to hectoring my Invisible Savior with requests for lots of cool stuff. It’s a time-consuming hobby I call “prayer.” I lob assertive hints into passing cloud formations for better promotions, bigger cars, smaller hips, higher canasta scores and more luxurious luxury. This is all necessary because my Savior is infuriatingly forgetful and will otherwise squander attention on the much more easily satisfied so-called “needy.” When not asking for things from Jesus, I tirelessly devote myself to wringing every last dollar out of His name that is humanly possible without risking my tax-free status, appearing without undergarments on YouTube or becoming a Catholic. I am the founder of B.I.T.C.H. (Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers), which is a bit like Concerned Women for America, only slightly less concerned and with better shoes. I also oversee America’s most successful Ex-Gay ministry (almost 2 saved souls out of over 150,000 dues-paying members — praise!) called B.A.S.H.: Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals. Be a man, girl! You will visit my official, glorious website here. MRS. BETTY BOWERS





QUEST MAGAZINE 6/29/2010 Green Bay Pride - LIVE BETTY PERFORMANCE! 2010 Photo courtesy of Fausto Fernos (www.FeastofFun.com) INSTINCT MAGAZINE Exclusive Interview with Betty Bowers "Preaching To The Choir" 3/30/2010 What The Buck! - The Buck Report by Michael Buckley December 22, 2010 Click here for The Buck Report! MMentioned on the Thomas Hartmann show on Air America 1/6/2010 The Stephanie Miller Show - 12/10/2009 11/22/2009 Released Betty Bowers: LESS IS MORMON! 8 YouTube honours. Featured video on Democratic Underground: 9/1/2009 - THE CLIP SHOW! Click here to hear the host show Betty lots of Christianly love. 7/6/2009 - W Magazine 7/4/2009 Chicago Tribune Top 4 on DIGG.com 6/4/2009 BETTY IN ITALIAN - The entire video has been translated! Betty Bowers on the radio - listen here! Landover Baptist, Brother Harry and Betty Bower's Biblical Marriage Video ******* Rotterdam VHS Festival #16 (BETTY BOWERS Explains Traditional Marriage Video!) Zaterdag 15 augustus/ saturday August 15. Deelnemende kunstenaars/ participating artists: Gummbah & Chantal Rens, Roberto Voorbij, Betty Bowers, Moritz Metzner, Johannes Langkamp, Jan de Bruin, Frank Stassen, David Blandy, William Lamson, Ben Century, Fernando Sanchez, Su Tomesen, Olaf Mooij, Abner Preis, Aeneas Wilder, Deven Green (Betty Bowers Biblical Marriage) en Tammo Rist. Na afloop feest met/ afterparty with: DJ Jeroen Kuster & DJ Charlie Dronkers Waar/ where: Keileweg 26 Rotterdam (Kunst & Complex)