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As
an American Christian, I have devoted my life to hectoring my Invisible Savior
with requests for lots of cool stuff. Its a time-consuming hobby I call
prayer. I lob assertive hints into passing cloud formations for better
promotions, bigger cars, smaller hips, higher canasta scores and more luxurious
luxury. This is all necessary because my Savior is infuriatingly forgetful and
will otherwise squander attention on the much more easily satisfied so-called
needy. When not asking for things from Jesus, I tirelessly devote
myself to wringing every last dollar out of His name that is humanly possible
without risking my tax-free status, appearing without undergarments on YouTube
or becoming a Catholic.
I
am the founder of B.I.T.C.H. (Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers), which
is a bit like Concerned Women for America, only slightly less concerned and with
better shoes. I also oversee Americas most successful Ex-Gay ministry (almost
2 saved souls out of over 150,000 dues-paying members praise!) called
B.A.S.H.: Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals. Be a man, girl!
You
will visit my official, glorious website here.
2011 "Top 100 YouTube Videos" 2010 "#1 News & Politics
Video on YouTube"
2009 "Most Humorous
YouTube Video "
Presented
at the San Fran Film Festival - San Francisco
"So
close to Jesus that I can make out with Him
and
He knows it won't go any further." Mrs.
Betty Bowers
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